A Cavalcade of Fiends
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Quote: Step right up, ladies and gentlemen - but not for children, for what writhes and undulates beyond these curtains is NOT for the faint of heart! Yes - SEE the Wolf Man of the Appalachians! MARVEL at the Inside-Out Woman! THRILL to the sensational, shocking spectacle of the Salamander Boy's suppurating slime! And for a mere five, yes, FIVE dollars more... |
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Quote: Please, dear lady - accept the hospitality of my humble abode. My valet will take your coat. Do you drink...wine? |
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Quote: Forgive me - I was not always this way. /td> |
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Quote: Fool - you dare mock me? You dare question my theories? I will twist your double helix into a hellish moebius strip of unending horror! Attack, my monstrous minions! Attack, and let the world tremble! |
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Quote: I have recorded the truth - the hideous, blasphemous truth - for the benefit and horror of those who come after me. I fear that by the time you, the reader, peruse these words, I shall have met Final Death - or worse than Final Death - for know ye that I have gazed into the Effervescent Octagon and seen what waits beyond the Ghoo...no! The window - the wi- |
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Quote: Trust me - your face has amazing bone structure. Maori tribal scarification will go over awesome at your next board meeting or whatever. |
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Quote: You think that if you just close your eyes you can pretend this isn't happening? [ reaches for tongs ] Kinda hard to do with no eyelids! |